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Anonymous asked:
what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

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wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

Step 1: Keep it soft

Step 2: Slip on the ring

Step 3: Have fun not having fun when it gets hard


I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end.
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